Cause I won’t ask for milk.

I’m both lactose intolerant and think the dairy industry is barbaric and unbecoming of an intelligent species.

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I don’t.

People rarely get what they deserve. Either way, I’m getting that cookie.

By all accounts, I have been a good boy.

I made them.

Because it has been an hour since I last asked.