• doomkernel
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    731 year ago

    “We increase the disk/ram consumption, reinstalled edge for you (you can’t scape) and added a few ads somewhere. Have fun!”

        • @MJBrune@beehaw.org
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          21 year ago

          I use it daily too. So I guess I am extremely lucky or just comfortable with the defaults.

          • @Honytawk@lemmy.zip
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            11 year ago

            More probable is that you actually have knowledge about Windows that isn’t 15 years old like the majority of Linux fanboys on here.

            • @MJBrune@beehaw.org
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              01 year ago

              Yeah I’m finding out that lemmy attracts a specific type of person. That sort of person seems to use Linux over Windows.

  • @bastian_5@sh.itjust.works
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    501 year ago

    Linux updates: here’s the whole new desktop, GUI, appstore, start menu analog, and you can now summon a demon to do your bidding (no gui yet, you have to use the terminal until next update)

  • @lightnsfw@reddthat.com
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    241 year ago

    It just wanted to try to trick you into making edge your default browser and setting up a Microsoft account again

  • @Gabu@lemmy.world
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    241 year ago

    Right click the update icon, select whatever option takesyou to the settings screen, on the right-hand side you’ll find a link for changes in each update. It’s not transparent, but it is available.

    • 🐑🇸 🇭 🇪 🇪 🇵 🇱 🇪🐑
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      It’s also to a large degree security updates which are important as hell.

      Just look at apple to see what happens when security updates get neglected. Newest apple phone actually had a security exploit that allowed people to upload viruses to your device without you ever having to interact with the virus.

      Pegasus was the name of the virus

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    The only thing that I can tell happens every update is that I have to tell my start bar, yet again, to show all program icons instead of hiding them. Individually. Oh, and Skype occasionally decides it’s important at startup again.

    Almost forgot! My computer also randomly forgets how to sleep until updated.

    • @sheogorath@lemmy.world
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      31 year ago

      Shit, I thought I was the only one whose computer has forgotten how to sleep. I ended up reinstalling the whole thing to get it to sleep. I don’t have the mental capacity to troubleshoot my computer to find the root issue after dealing with dumbass clients and my toddler.

  • circuitfarmer
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    151 year ago

    The update isn’t important. Being under the Totally Trustworthy™ umbrella of Microsoft is what’s important. You don’t need to see behind the curtain.

    • @Poteryashka@lemmy.ml
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      71 year ago

      Honestly, that what businesses want because it checks off a box in their cyber insurance application. They don’t care as long as their ass is covered.

  • 𝘋𝘪𝘳𝘬
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    101 year ago

    Windows: Runs update 20+ minutes on shutdown and 20+ minutes on next startup, requiring multiple reboots: nothing has changed.

    Linux: Runs update for 5-10 minutes when you want it to update, changes basically the whole OS and adds a metric shit-ton of features and doesn’t even care if you reboot or not.

    • @Zerush@lemmy.ml
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      81 year ago

      Longest update for me was ~5 minutes in W10, mostly new definitions for the Defender and security patches. You can consult the property of the updates in the M$ page and also undo the last update, if you want. Memes of Windows are nice, but this one was valid 15 years ago, back then it was true that you could die in an update, but not now.

        • @Honytawk@lemmy.zip
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          21 year ago

          First World problems

          This more complex OS takes 3 more minutes to update completely, oh the horror!

          • @miss_brainfart@lemmy.ml
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            It really is a first world problem, can’t deny that. Still though, it shouldn’t take that long to install.

            Look at pacman on Arch, that thing installs packages so fast, the only meaningful factor for how long an update takes is your download speed

          • Kühe sind toll
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            11 year ago

            You misspelled a word. Let me correct that for you:

            “This bad OS takes 3 more minutes to update completely, oh the horror”

            Thank me later.

            Just kidding. One thing that is unarguably better with Linux is, is the fact that you can update whenever you want and you can do it in the background while using your computer.

      • @Commiunism@lemmy.wtf
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        51 year ago

        On powerful PC’s, yeah, my home PC is a rather powerful one and it would take me around a couple minutes to update.

        However, I remember two years ago having to use Windows 10 on a school PC (which was a crappy thinkpad) and it took around 1.5 hours to update after I did the mistake of arriving too early and deciding to update the laptop as “might as well, got nothing better to do”, then not being able to do anything for 1 hour.

        Though admittedly, the laptop wasn’t updated for a while (guessing around half a year?) so it probably was catching up to updates.

      • 𝘋𝘪𝘳𝘬
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        31 year ago

        Can I forward our users to you when they want to work and need to wait 30-40 minutes before the stupid Windows update has completed?

        • @Honytawk@lemmy.zip
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          Can I forward all our users problems to you when I switch them to Linux?

          Don’t forget, all have different hardware setup and different needs. So most likely would need different distros just to perform what they can now on Windows.

          Maybe just install some SSD next time instead of complaining about Windows.

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        21 year ago

        My home PC updates like that, but our work PCs take forever, and Windows pushes an update almost every week. It can actually take over an hour to apply an update at times.

        I don’t think anyone says it breaks things – it’s just glacially slow with no meaningful change. Sometimes, it changes for the worse, like the time I had to delete an unwanted desktop shortcut to Edge on every PC.

        • @Zerush@lemmy.ml
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          11 year ago

          A work PC may have extra steps for workstations, but it isn’t normal. Maybe caused by an third party security soft or much defect sectors in the HD. Not even updating from W10 to W11 took much more time as you say. Anyway you can pause the updates until a certain date and time in the advanced settings of the Updates page.

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            Anyway you can pause the updates until a certain date and time in the advanced settings of the Updates page.

            Which is what I’ve resorted to doing on certain weeks when we need to allow people to access them. My employer is very small without much funding, so I’m not a tech person, but I’m the “tech person,” if that makes sense. They never were the best computers in the first place and are used by many people, so obviously that contributes, but they do take excessively long to install updates.

            My major beef with my home PC and Windows updates is that I can’t totally disable automatic restarts, which is a pain since sometimes there’s a reason I want to leave it locked and running overnight without disruption. I’ve tried regedit, group policy, and taking ownership of the Update Orchestrator folder, but regardless if I’ve got it locked, Windows decides it’s not in use and should be restarted. At least it stopped recommending Windows 11 when I disabled TPM in bios, but once I get more comfortable using Linux, I’ll be done with Windows forever.

            It’s not like I’m neglecting updates, either. I manually check at least once a month. But it still occasionally will hit me with an unexpected/unwanted restart when I least expect it.

            • @Zerush@lemmy.ml
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              11 year ago

              In my PC Windows inform me that there is an update in a little Pop up, where i can select if i want to restart or not, no automatic restart, i can restart when i want, or shut down in the night and see on power on in the morning, how Windows install the updates (some minutes), before showing the log screen.

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                That’s what I’d like to happen, but that’s not consistently what happens. In fact, last time I saw the notification, I decided I could wait until the next day, but Windows went ahead and restarted for me during the night regardless. My computer was locked when this occurred, which leads me to believe Windows assumed I wasn’t “active” and could therefore restart.

                This was after already having set group policy not to allow it.

                I can’t explain it, but I can assure you it did happen.

                Edit: Oops, I guess it doesn’t show in my screenshot, but I have “Configure automatic updates” set to:

                3 = (Default setting) Download the updates automatically and notify when they are ready to be installed

                Windows finds updates that apply to the computer and downloads them in the background (the user is not notified or interrupted during this process). When the downloads are complete, users will be notified that they are ready to install. After going to Windows Update, users can install them.

                • @Zerush@lemmy.ml
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                  That is an common error, shut down Windows is not the same as Power off, with the normal shutdown Windows stay in standby mode and permits to restart faster (not much with an SSD), with this it can still work in background and even restart the system by itself. If you want to avoid this, you must change the power settings, only in this way you have an Power off that really is a Power off. Windows only seems to be easier to handle as Linux, but it isn’t, it’s quite the opposite, only the very basic settings are more at hand.

    • SquareBear
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      41 year ago

      You forgot that they installed the Linux preacher assholeware in secret.