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Godric@lemmy.worldBanned from community to Memes@lemmy.ml · 3 年前

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Godric@lemmy.worldBanned from community to Memes@lemmy.ml · 3 年前
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  • Strayce
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    3 年前

    I’m not against this, but I feel like the pizza needs to be on the bottom. You’re just gonna get cheese all over your hands.

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      At the least I would flip it right before eating it, having it on top is good for presentation purposes.

      • Num10ck@lemmy.world
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        wait a minute… if you just slapped an upside down pizza on top of another pizza, would that become a burger? oh its a panuozzo.

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          It would still be a sandwich because a burger is a sandwich.

        • Jay@lemmy.ca
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          I kind of do that all the time with store bought pizzas… after I cook them I simply fold them in half and eat. (Sort of like a big pizza pop/calzone)

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    • HikingVet
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      On the inside.

      Edit: Pizza toppings should be oriented so that they are inside the sandwich.

    • Carnelian@lemmy.world
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      I want cheese on my hands

      • PunnyName@lemmy.world
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        Damn, you said it first!

    • Ajen@sh.itjust.works
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      3 年前

      And burn your fingers

      • u/lukmly013 💾 (lemmy.sdf.org)
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        If it burns your fingers, how does it not burn your mouth?

        • Ajen@sh.itjust.works
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          Of course it burns your mouth, there’s not much you can do about that. But your can at least protect your fingers.

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          I honestly have eaten hot food that has burned my fingers but not my mouth…i don’t know why and I honestly cannot recall why i continued to eat after my hands were burned… I am probably going to get mouth cancer later on in life…

          • Ajen@sh.itjust.works
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            I’m pretty sure your saliva helps cool it down a little. And most people salivate when there’s hot food in their mouth.

  • SpeedLimit55@lemmy.world
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    The pizza needs to be flipped.

    • LegionEris [she/her]@feddit.nl
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      That’s the only problem I see.

  • phorq@lemmy.ml
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    Meanwhile I’m quite interested in trying it despite being completely sober… I can quit being a fat-ass anytime I want!

    • Midnight Wolf@lemmy.world
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      Remove the bacon for me and I’m interested as well

      • robocall@lemmy.world
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        I’m watching my figure, no bacon on my pizza-french fry-burger please

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          This guy Americas

      • demonquark@lemmy.world
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        But the bacon is the best part. 🤤🤤

      • PunnyName@lemmy.world
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        For me, no fries.

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    Pizzas definitely need to be facing inward on the sandwich, not outward. It’s the bun here, act like it.

    • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world
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      Pizza:

  • Colonel Sanders@lemmy.world
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    I’m honestly high right now but I can guarantee I’d still want to try that sober

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    I’m American so to me this looks good.

    • Godric@lemmy.worldBanned from communityOP
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    • Gamey@feddit.de
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      I am a european and high but also fairly sure I would eat that thing sober as well!

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        That’s reassuring. I thought anyone outside of the US would think this is a disgusting calorie bomb. I mean it is but fuck it, I’ll have it.

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          I meam, it definitely is but god damn dose it ever look good, especially to my stoned brain!

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      Honestly, I want it to look good, but at the end of the day, I just want the pizza on top. Maybe the bacon on the side. The rest looks bland af.

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    10/10 would eat

    • hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      3 年前

      Marijuana or this monstority of a burger?

      • Gamey@feddit.de
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        3 年前

        Both!

      • SnipingNinja@slrpnk.net
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        This burger made with marijuana butter

  • Alex@feddit.ro
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    That actually looks good, and I’m European

    • Godric@lemmy.worldBanned from communityOP
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      You just gained U.S. citizenship, you can expect your papers, gun, tax bill, and goverment-mandated eagle in the mail shortly

      • SnipingNinja@slrpnk.net
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        Where are mine?

        • Sippy Cup@lemmy.world
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          Sorry, government was shut down in between when you liked it and when the papers were to be sent. You will have to start the process over.

  • Veedem@lemmy.world
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    Man…that looks amazing.

  • Zoldyck@lemmy.world
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    One of the biggest reasons I quit cannabis completely was all the snacking. Great in the moment. Long term not so much.

    • Hot Saucerman@lemmy.mlBanned
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      They must call it “pot” because it gives you a “pot belly.”

      • HikingVet
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        Then I have been doing something wrong for over a decade.

  • Shave_MyBeever@lemmy.world
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    No egg?!!

    • Godric@lemmy.worldBanned from communityOP
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      Eggs make you fat.

      • optissima@possumpat.io
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        Happiness can make you fat too, yet you pursue that.

  • FartsWithAnAccent@lemmy.world
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    Heart disease is the most common killer, isn’t it?

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      USA USA USA

    • BudgetBandit@sh.itjust.works
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      I‘d say the most dangerous things in this food are the additives.

      And the mouthtop burning cheese on the pizza.

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        Being scared of general additives isn’t really productive

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    And it is so well put together.

    this stoner clearly munchies with great justice!

    Legit, I want one so bad right now. [7]

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    deleted by creator

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      You think he’s photographing that on an empty stomach? They’re gone.

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      Cuz that might make it remotely healthy, lol

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