WASHINGTON—Dismissing the swashbuckling sci-fi romp as “a total hoax” amid growing scrutiny over his relationship with Jeffrey Epstein, President Donald Trump made remarks Tuesday denying that he had written a 36-volume comic titled Don And Jeff: Time Pedophiles.
Obtained last month by the House committee investigating the late financier and child sex trafficker, the Time Pedophiles saga depicts Trump and Epstein journeying through various historical eras aboard Epstein’s Chronolita Express time machine, taking on Edo-period samurai, ancient Roman legionaries, and Wild West gunslingers in their never-ending quest for underage sexual partners.
Also check out The Onion’s documentary, Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile.
The whole thing is incredible. Very dark humor. I felt guilty the whole way through and kept wondering how long this will stay up before someone makes them yank it as being “in bad taste”.
Still 10/10.
I lost it at the duo “rescuing Joan of Arc from being burnt at the stake only to heave her back into the blaze upon learning she was 19”.
