“This is the perfect chance for Fry to try out my new anti-pressure pills”

“I can’t swallow that!”

“Well then ‘Good News!’ It’s a suppository!”

“And here’s where I keep assorted lengths of wire.”

“To shreds you say? How’s his wife holding up? To shreds you say?”

“I can, but that’s because I’m not a penniless hippie!”

You changed the outcome by observing it!

I quote “Tell them I hate them” all the time, especially at work when someone does something unexpected that forces me to fix it.

From Fry and the Slurm Factory

Well, I am already in my pajamas

Ohh, a lesson in not changing history from Mr. “I’m My Own Grandfather”! Let’s just steal the damn dish and get out of here! Screw history!

Everyone’s always in favor of saving Hitler’s brain, but when you put it in the body of a great white shark. Ohhh, suddenly you’ve gone too far.

Professor has some classic lines:

Professor! Lava! Hot!

Good news! It’s a suppository.

Oh, don’t worry, Fry. I too once spent a nightmare-ish time in a robot asylum. But now it’s nearly over. So long.

I don’t want to live on this planet anymore.