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Stamets@lemmy.world to Funny: Home of the Haha@lemmy.world · 9 months ago

They grow up so fast

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They grow up so fast

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Stamets@lemmy.world to Funny: Home of the Haha@lemmy.world · 9 months ago
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  • oni ᓚᘏᗢ@lemmy.world
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    “because splitscreen died before you born, son”

  • How_do_I_computah@lemmy.world
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    Mario Kart Double Dash

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    Dads not a cringe ass gamer and is fucking your mum that’s why

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    Because you drive more confidently when you think I’m helping, Bud!

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    “You control the right gear”

    All of this is ruined when they go to school and play with their friends for the first time.

  • NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world
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    “Because shut up, Billy.”

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    “Because you’re in the gunner seat. Try aiming ANYWHERE except the back of my head!”

  • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    You know…

    You could make a game mode where the primary player does all thr driving…

    … except shifting a manual transmission, which is player two’s job.

    That might be fun!

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      P1: Driver

      P2: cutaway of an automatic transmission

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        Pff, thats just like using a turbo button in a fighting game, cheating.

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      That would be nice, but make sure not to pull a Resident Evil 5 move. They built that as a co-op game, but it was almost unplayable as a single player game. I wonder why it was so fucking hard and why the bitch helper would steal all the ammo and health items in a room. It wasn’t until I proudly announced that I beat the game that my son pointed out that it was made to be two player.

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        I mean, you could whip this up with basically ps2 level graphics and sell it for 10 bucks.

        Like I hear you that way, way overcomplicating or poorly implementing co-op is a thing, but not all games need to be AAA quality with AAA money and dev time put into them, sold at a AAA price.

        This would literally be a game for a parent and a child.

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          I want to make a game. I might give this a try.

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            Go nuts, lol.

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    Ahhh, I have been there

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