He went very light on the makeup today. I wonder if that’s a thing he regularly does for Putin.
Would you want a huge orange splotch all over your ass cheeks?
There’s absolutely no way in hell trump tops in this relationship
I guess they rather thought about the ass-kissing during foreplay.
putin uses a strap on
Hopefully it’s made of polonium
NOVICHIK.
dont you mean over his crotch
Is that a photo from today?
His face looks like it’s barely holding on there.
Maybe he’s not feeling well 🙏🏼 🪦
Last one to come down with flu-like symptoms is a rotten egg
I see no satire here.
Yeah, the Onion seems to be the only one truthfully reporting on this event. All other media are busy sanewashing and “newsbreaking” this pathetic stunt as if it is some kind of legit diplomatic meeting, and not just two criminals colluding and scheming.
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