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LEX@lemm.ee to Memes@lemmy.ml · 2 years ago

The doctor shook my hand after the diagnosis

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The doctor shook my hand after the diagnosis

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LEX@lemm.ee to Memes@lemmy.ml · 2 years ago
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  • drolex@sopuli.xyz
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    There’s an other one…

    And the doctor wouldn’t shake your hand for it

    • db2@lemmy.world
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      🎶 The pinball wizard has such a supple wrist 🎶

      • drolex@sopuli.xyz
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        🎶 The deaf, dumb and blind kid sure plays a mean pinball🎶

        Wait, how did he go deaf?

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          I think he was born that way? I don’t think the song specified.

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            The album leaves it ambiguous, but it’s likely trauma from watching his father kill his mom’s lover when he returned from military service.

            Then being told you never saw it, you never heard it, you won’t say nothing to no one…"

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            The whole song is a reference to spanking the monkey anyway.

      • LEX@lemm.eeOP
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    Carpel tunnel from too much jerkin it

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      You jerk with your right hand?

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        He already has carpal tunnel in the left one.

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    “Pinball”

    So that’s what we’re calling it these days?

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    Ambidextrous

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    Carpal tunnel from jerking off?

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    Then everyone in the waiting room clapped.

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