Nothing. Maybe when I was a teenager trying to look edgy and impress my equally stupid friends I would do that, but as an adult… nothing.

“The Lobsters are coming!” I once yelled that into the PA system at a grocery store. People were asking them when the Lobsters were going to arrive for weeks after. (Landlocked province, lobster is a treat.)

The intro to down with the sickness

“We keep us safe.”

But I’m usually surrounded by compatriots.