I’m 3 bottles of Prosecco in. 40yo woman. Dm me or comment any questions u want. Unlimited. No limits.
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Do you have any profound wisdom to share?
How is your hangover?
You said no limits, so I’m going to ask SFW questions to test that.
What is your favorite recipe, if you have one?
Should military service be compulsory?
Do you like Pokemon?
@ClaireyFairy is getting spanked a punishment or a reward?
Punishment x
Are you still drunk?
Probably a little yeah
Must have been one hard drink
Why are you drunk?
How bad do you reckon your hangover is going to be?
I dread to think
Drink water, dehydration is what causes the headaches I think.
Drinking a lot of water helps lessen hangovers.
@ClaireyFairy late to the party, but do you get super horny when you’re in bed hungover? If so, how do you need to be fucked this morning?
I do and I need anyway u can but preferred rough anal x
@ClaireyFairy on your back, wrists tied to ankles so that arse is up on the air and on display, so you can watch his cock hover and probe at you, and then he can hold the back of your head and make observe him when he starts slamming his thick hard length balls deep into your arsehole as he starts to fuck you silly?
That’s sounds like the dream rn
@ClaireyFairy there’ll be no rubbing that clit when you’re tied up like that though, even though your cunt is so swollen and sticky, and your clit is hard, protruding, desperate for attention as he plows you like a little ragdoll
No sir, anal only x
@ClaireyFairy who knows, I might be tempted to give that swollen clit a few sharp slaps whilst I plow that deliciously tight little arsehole of yours?
Thank you sir
What’s you favorite number and why is it pi?
It isn’t pi and it’s 13 cause it’s my bday x
Taking notes
For what reason?
I’m just pulling your leg 🤪
What else do I need notes on?
Hmm, biggest turn-on?
Being degraded publicly x
Happy birthday
Thank you
@ClaireyFairy can you handle a whole fist?
It’s a reasonable question…
Never had one before
How many gorillas do you think you could take?
I’ve seen this and maybe like 1/10th of a gorilla
You wanna bang a gorilla that has been cut into 10ths?
Damn, they’re already pretty small. A tenth of one might not even be felt!
Ever been DP’d? If so what did you think of the experience?
If you had a companion over to help you out right now what would you like them to do to you. No request is too small or too kinky or mundane.
They could clean the room and after clean your pussy
Ngl I’m in the mood to give long and sloppy head so maybe that
Dang that is ideal. I’d finger you with the perfect 2 fingers you like while your down there
U near the Wirral?
I wish I were! Maybe someone else on Lemmy is closer to you? BJs are the best
Love giving grad. Not greta at deepthroat but love being forced x
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Ideal number of fingers inside you when you masturbate? Or maybe none if you aren’t into that.
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Kinkiest thing you’ve done before that you want to do again?
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Kinkiest thing you haven’t done but are curious about?
- I’d say 2 is perfect.
- Having a dom force me to do piss play
- I wanna try being strapped into a bitch suit for a full 24hrs
@ClaireyFairy curious about how he pissed on you…
He didn’t piss on me but he pissed down my throat
@ClaireyFairy ah ok, I imagined you on all fours as he held your hair and sprayed your face, or maybe opening your knickers and pissing all over your pussy as he enjoyed the way you got off as he thoroughly humiliated you
No, he shoved him cock down my throat while I was tied up and starting pissing
@ClaireyFairy made a urinal out of you, and ever since you’ve frequently returned to that thought as you greedily fingered yourself, wondering when another man might have the audacity to use you like that?
A little bit yeah
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@ClaireyFairy are you drunk?
Yes I am
