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  • Donald J. Musk@lemmy.todayOPMEnglish
    13·
    1 month ago

    No. And it’s still weird. Tho I do love robotics. This whole robot gf thing is strange tho.

    I have a robot lawn mower that I love. I have a robot vacuum cleaner that I love. But I’m not in love with them.

    Wait, ok, I may be a little bit in love with the robot lawn mower. Cuz that thing is freakin’ awsome! My lawn looks amazing.

      • Donald J. Musk@lemmy.todayOPMEnglish
        23·
        1 month ago

        But isn’t that where the fun is? I kid, I kid.

        Actually what I do is I oil myself up. Then oil the mower, make it all slick and shiny.

        Then I take pics of robot lawnmower and my feet, with perfect ring-lighting. Full glam. Stars. Glitter. Post to Onlyfans. Profit.

        Then invest my profit into crypto every time market takes a dive. Cash out when market comes back up. Profit more.

        Allows me to shitpost on Lemmy all day because I don’t have to work a real job. Good times.