PugJesus@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2か月前We live in a public transit helllemmy.worldimagemessage-square254fedilinkarrow-up11.44Karrow-down136cross-posted to: Memes@europe.pub
arrow-up11.41Karrow-down1imageWe live in a public transit helllemmy.worldPugJesus@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2か月前message-square254fedilinkcross-posted to: Memes@europe.pub
minus-squarecircuitfarmerlinkfedilinkarrow-up87·2か月前Japanese transit users: “Don’t worry, we can grab the next one. It will be here in 48 seconds.”
minus-squareCort@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up45·2か月前We deeply apologize that it took the train 49 seconds to arrive. We have prepared notes for your boss in case you’re late, and there will be a half page ad in tomorrow’s paper confirming our CEO has committed seppuku to atone.
minus-squareLovable Sidekick@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·2か月前Spock: Forty eight point three seven seconds, Captain.
minus-squareCrashumbc@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2か月前And if your female, you’ll get something else grabbed for free!
Japanese transit users: “Don’t worry, we can grab the next one. It will be here in 48 seconds.”
“in precisely 48 seconds”
We deeply apologize that it took the train 49 seconds to arrive. We have prepared notes for your boss in case you’re late, and there will be a half page ad in tomorrow’s paper confirming our CEO has committed seppuku to atone.
committed sudoku*
Whilst wearing a seifuku
Chef’s kiss
Spock: Forty eight point three seven seconds, Captain.
And if your female, you’ll get something else grabbed for free!
*except on one of the all-female trains