return2ozma@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 28 天前Trump turns the White House lawn into a Tesla showroomwww.nbcnews.comexternal-linkmessage-square112fedilinkarrow-up1743arrow-down110cross-posted to: trump_watch@lemm.eefuckcars@lemmy.worldfuck_cars@lemmy.mlnews@lemmy.world
arrow-up1733arrow-down1external-linkTrump turns the White House lawn into a Tesla showroomwww.nbcnews.comreturn2ozma@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 28 天前message-square112fedilinkcross-posted to: trump_watch@lemm.eefuckcars@lemmy.worldfuck_cars@lemmy.mlnews@lemmy.world
minus-squareDaddleDew@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up82·28 天前In parallel universes where he wasn’t born of a rich family, Trump is a car salesman. This is our universe trying to find balance.
minus-squareblattrules@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15·27 天前The kind that doesn’t know shit about any car on the lot and just tries to pressure you into buying the most expensive car because it’s the most expensive, but was secretly totaled on a flood.
minus-squarehovercat@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·28 天前At a buy-here-pay-here dealer that specializes in salvage title “luxury” cars.
minus-squareSuite404@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·27 天前Tesla is a close second at this point.
minus-squareBytemeister@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·28 天前He hasn’t got the charisma, the financial sense, or trustworthiness to become a used car salesman. Yet here we are.
minus-squareSkyeStarfall@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·27 天前But he does have that lack of morality to at least try
In parallel universes where he wasn’t born of a rich family, Trump is a car salesman. This is our universe trying to find balance.
A used car salesman
The kind that doesn’t know shit about any car on the lot and just tries to pressure you into buying the most expensive car because it’s the most expensive, but was secretly totaled on a flood.
ON a flood?
At a buy-here-pay-here dealer that specializes in salvage title “luxury” cars.
Tesla is a close second at this point.
A car used salesman
He hasn’t got the charisma, the financial sense, or trustworthiness to become a used car salesman.
Yet here we are.
But he does have that lack of morality to at least try