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LifeLemons@lemmy.ml to Greentext@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 4 个月前

Anon hates condom

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Anon hates condom

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LifeLemons@lemmy.ml to Greentext@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 4 个月前
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    I save mine in a milk jug to drink later. Can’t let any of my vital essence go to waste.

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      • WIZARD POPE💫@lemmy.world
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        https://www.amazon.com/Natural-Harvest-collection-semen-based-recipes/dp/1481227041

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          that link is staying green, and the amazon bot spying on my account will thank me for i t

          • WIZARD POPE💫@lemmy.world
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            Well the main gist is vidible form the link itself

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              idk the cum flan in the cover is really something, looks just like a regular one, you’d never know.

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          memes but instead of posting images we post amazon links

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            Well sorry

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      • Sylvartas@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        That’s from Dr. Strangelove, right ?

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          Yup. I also love him smoking that cigar

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            I need to rewatch that movie

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      Look at Mr. Fancy Pants over here with a dedicated jug. Just slurp straight from the rubber.

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      Save it all up for your wedding night. Let the sperms fight for dominance in the milk jug, that only the strongest and fittest sperm survives to merge with the egg.

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      this might be of interest to you.

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