Woke shit

  • Inverted fullbacks
  • VAR
  • xG
  • Passing triangles
  • False 9
  • Playing from the back
  • International break
  • 1 person kick-off
  • Football consortium
  • UEFA Nations League
  • 5 subs

Not woke

  • Mid-block 4-4-2
  • Hoofball
  • Gender affirming care
  • Brexit tackles
  • Diversity, justice, and inclusion
  • Cold Tuesday night at Stoke
  • Free Palestine

AND THAT’S THE BOTTOM LINE, CAUSE SEAN DYCHE STEVE AUSTIN SAID SO

    • micnd90 [he/him,any]@hexbear.netOPEnglish
      7·
      3 months ago

      That would be horrible, unless we add additional rule that then the goalie has to punt the ball over the half line like the good ol’ days. True wokeness is when goalkeepers and defenders just pass amongst themselves to invite the press from opposition team

        • micnd90 [he/him,any]@hexbear.netOPEnglish
          3·
          3 months ago

          Sounds like a meme, but gegenpress is truly woke German nonsense. There are no classic playmakers of the beautiful game like Maradona, Riquelme, Rui Costa, Totti, Baggio, etc. anymore because these days you have to run, press, and dive into 50/50 brexit tackles as attacking midfielder. In modern football captain Tsubasa would’ve been benched.

    • micnd90 [he/him,any]@hexbear.netOPEnglish
      2·
      2 months ago

      Completely ridiculous, not 2 weeks ago Dyche coached Everton to draw against City, Chelsea, and Arsenal - literally the top 3 teams on the table. He also saved them from relegation when they got points deducted last season. The Fredkins don’t know what they are doing, take this from a Roma fan - Roma had more coaches this season (De Rossi, Juric, Ranieri) than South Korea had impeachments.