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rootww@sh.itjust.works to linuxmemes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 6 months ago

Activate Linux

sh.itjust.works

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Activate Linux

sh.itjust.works

rootww@sh.itjust.works to linuxmemes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 6 months ago
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  • cmnybo@discuss.tchncs.de
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    Doesn’t everyone know the activation command is :(){ :|:& };:

    • rtxn@lemmy.worldM
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      Put that in your /etc/profile and you’ll never have trouble with activating Linux.

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        Aren’t you, like, supposed to make sure the community is civilized and all?

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          I’m supposed to be doing a lot of things, but I live to disappoint.

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    Clicking the ‘Activate’ link prompts you to enter your shoe size and postal address, so that you may receive a shark plush toy and your own pair of The Socks.

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    https://github.com/MrGlockenspiel/activate-linux

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    I use enzymes for mine.

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    Honestly, Ubuntu behavior.

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    Thought it was a new distro. Now I’m disappointed.

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      Like if ReactOS got big boy development and went full circle lol

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        reactOS can have bsod for the authentic windows experience

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