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I think I can take that black bear, I’m taller than him
But do you love snacks as much as him
I always felt I should pal around with black bears.
Better be sure. They can run at 25-30mph (faster than Usain Bolt)
So all I have to do is trip bolt?
Jesus fuck polar bears are massive.
Be great for getting things off the top shelf ;)
You probably won’t be cold ever, with a bear.
Bears always listen and cuddle, as long as they aren’t hungry.
You can always call on a bear to open jars for you.
A bear will never bore you with excessive bragging about his gaming prowess.
As long as you don’t call a bear a furry, he or she is happy and its a wonderful relationship.
Someone that likes a bear more than a human totally deserves the bear.
