Is it too late do do a rebrand? The team wants to go with Fizz Jizz.

I never heard of redit. Is that like ribbit? Or some new fangled app or something?

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Sometimes you just have to live with an existential quandary.

New rule

What secrets? Get a secret view into the forbidden love of two species, whose parents wouldn’t approve of their relationship. they did not let that stop them, and sealed their love forever in Amber.

BOGLEX MUTHAFUCKA, DO YOU SPEAK IT?

This is me, taking the high road, and not making a political meme out of this.

That’s a horrifying prequel

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Some people can get energy from their hole directly.

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Listen to Daddy, he’s leading you on the right path.

this one wins lemmy for today

If they had beans instead of the porridge they would have lived.

all shall love me in ligma?

out of service only for the peasants.