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Get in the car:
- -10hp
- -10hp
- -10hp …
Until the AC finally starts to blow cold air.
Touches steering wheel too soon.
-20hp
Car starter plus windshield reflector
Me: (see above)
My wife:
Getting into a friend’s car that’s been sitting in full sunlight at 105 degrees for the past 6 hours and they’re just casually playing on their phone while you’re increasingly suppressing the urge to scream at them to put the keys in the ignition and turn the air conditioner on
Tick… Tick… Tick… Tick…
It doesn’t count if you’re using an underground parking lot.
Need a parasol and a water bottle in your inventory
And every once in a while: New status effect - skin cancer.
There’s a game called Haven & Hearth that does this when you don’t wear shoes.
And healing is seriously complicated in that game if you don’t know what you’re doing. So your first quest is finding a way to solve that.
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Yeah, that’s why I think animals are better off without a human overlord.
Did people completely forget how to dress for the weather?
