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Sjmarf@sh.itjust.works to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 10 months ago

The floor is Java

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The floor is Java

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Sjmarf@sh.itjust.works to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 10 months ago
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  • SendPicsofSandwiches@sh.itjust.works
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    Careful where you step, there’s shit on the floor!

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      Are you a recruited? JavaScript is not Java.

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        And horseshit is not dogshit.

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        are you seriously so devoted to a programming language that you heard someone say java was shit and assumed they must be talking about javascript

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        deleted by creator

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    You currently owe Oracle $500MM in unpaid licensing fees for this floor.

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    Oh, shit. Step on it! Quick!

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    “Will horrors never cease?!”

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    Imagine trying to find shoes that don’t look like clown shoes when your toes are that spread.

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      He built like a kingdom hearts character

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      I wear a men’s 14. That’s bad enough.

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        My brother in arms feet.

        The struggle is real.

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      Skate shoes should work. They almost always have a large toe box.

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      This person will never wear Adidas shoes.

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    Which starship is this on?

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    It’s too early to be attacking me, Lemmy. My feet are burning from all that boilerplate.

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    Great, it’s reliable and enforces design patterns!

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        Assembly is inaccurate. You have to build a horse fibre by fibre. Theoretically, it would be the fastest horse ever if it could be actually built

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      Great, it’s reliable and enforces design patterns!

      Upvoted because this is Programmer Humor. Thanks for the laugh, stranger!

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      I’m very amused that (so far, on my client) you seem to have no up or downvotes, but an upvoted response. No programmer kink shaming, but no one else wants to be nice to Java either.

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