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MrJameGumb@lemmy.world to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 10 months ago

Anon gets confused

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MrJameGumb@lemmy.world to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 10 months ago
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  • lessthanluigi@lemmy.world
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    You have finally put on the They Live! shades, and have now seen how shit the food is. Now that you know it sucks, you are now a free man, anon!

    • vulgarcynic@sh.itjust.works
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      Anytime I travel out of the States the food is (almost) always better. Even the worst meals in Europe are generally better quality wise than here.

      I try to maintain a healthier diet when I return but, man is it difficult when everything seems to be processed.

      • lessthanluigi@lemmy.world
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        Funny, I just came back from Croatia, and I would also agree. The EU has better food regulations than America as well.

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          It’s crazy what we allow. Especially considering how abysmal the health care is.

          When you see the factors, our inevitable crisis’s are less shocking but just as painful.

          I can’t wait to experience the food in Croatia! Any local specialities / dishes you found that were definite need to tries?

  • sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works
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  • Leate_Wonceslace@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    I’ve started adding spinach to my sandwiches and I feel fucking amazing now.

    • theneverfox@pawb.social
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      Leafy greens are a real world stamina potion

      • Echo Dot@feddit.uk
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        I wholeheartedly disagree with you

        • Ookami38@sh.itjust.works
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          You’re wrong, but okay.

    • Boxscape
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      I’ve started adding spinach to my sandwiches and I feel fucking amazing now.

      Okey, Popeye. 😏

    • Nikki@lemmy.world
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      Leafy greens are a real world stamina potion

    • theneverfox@pawb.social
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      Leafy greens are a real world stamina potion

      • Echo Dot@feddit.uk
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        I’m ambivalent about this comment.

        • sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works
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          Lol, I got the whole roller coaster experience from your replies.

        • Ookami38@sh.itjust.works
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          You’re wrong, but okay.

    • theneverfox@pawb.social
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      Leafy greens are a real world stamina potion

      • Anarki_@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        Got the stamina to post four times in a row. Nice!

    • theneverfox@pawb.social
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      Leafy greens are a real world stamina potion

      • Echo Dot@feddit.uk
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        I couldn’t agree with you more

        • Ookami38@sh.itjust.works
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          You’re wrong, but okay.

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    Welcome to getting old, it just keeps getting worse then you die.

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      eats crap food for years

      starts to feel crap

      “Must be getting old.”

      • Echo Dot@feddit.uk
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        Well according to every 113-year-old they’ve ever interviewed the secret to life is smoke 80 packs a day. So you never know perhaps junk food really is the elixir of life

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        That’s not it at all. But you’ll see.

        • MrJameGumb@lemmy.worldOP
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          This is from 4Chan, so the guy who wrote it is probably like 22. If you eat nothing but garbage you’re going to feel like garbage no matter how old you are. I’m middle aged and sure it affects me more now than when I was younger, but the post has nothing to do with getting old.

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            22

  • Another Catgirl@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Eat your vegetables lmao. Foods to feel good:

    1. Vegetables
    2. Fruits
    3. Dairy
    4. Meat
    5. Starchy (makes you tired)

    Next time eat a salad.

    • sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works
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      Instructions unclear, just ate a massive salad made from cheetos and slim jims and feel like crap.

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