“Merge Conflict Resolution Therapy” is actually hilarious wordplay, that actually got me to laugh.

Microsoft Paint Found to Be a Superior IDE for Full-stack Development

BMP images, 32 bit color mode. Every pixel is a single assembly instruction, or 2 pixels per instruction if you want a 64-bit program. There’s a compiler, but all it does is strip all of the image data except the pixel array and change the file extension to .exe.