Odo be like:
Zzzzz
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congratulations on beating human rights
Oh gosh… this is so very nostalgic… We were so very young and naive then… I think we might just see it, if [REDACTED] wins the elections.
Forever honored to have ridden the apocalyptic content train into oblivion with you.
Does he need help, or is he okay?
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If you think about it, the inside of a bucket is a kind of hole, and this little guy seems to be having lots of fun!
Thank you for engaging with my content! I wasn’t thinking!
Getting some serious Don Hertzfeldt from this.
Thank you for engaging with my content! That was a name I though I’d heard of, but then I looked it up, and I hadn’t! And then I clicked on your click-link and remembered him from the back of my Pop Tarts!
oh no :(
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oh no :)
Now that’s more like it! :] Think positive! :] I have many essential oils for sale at reasonable prices! :] And I have crystals too! :]
which is the best crystal? :)
I really like oxalic acid. You can dissolve it in water and drop a rusty locked-up pair of pliers into the mixture, and the next day it will be all freed up and moving. It leaves a weird yellow gunk behind, though. It’s got to be scrubbed off with steel wool. You can leave the pliers in there for a long time. I wonce left a pliers in there for ten weeks, and there was only minor pitting. I don’t know if the pitting is because of the oxalic acid or because of the chlorine in the tap water. And also you can drink it if you wnat to die like a dog.
Do dogs frequently die from drinking oxalic acid, or was it more a figure of speech?
I’m not a scientist, but it’s my understanding that when when you pour ethylene glycol antifreeze into a doggy bowl and let a doggy drink it, the doggie one way or another metabolizes it into oxalic acid and then dies like a dog, from kidney failure.
yeah, that’s cool and all, but I was hoping for something more like…
if you walk around with this crystal in your front pocket, it will act as a ward against evil and also make you rich and even more beautiful than you already are.
Can oxalic acid be weaponized and used as a defensive tool, like pocket sand?
Yeah, probably. Inhaling it doesn’t feel too good.
