• Hexamerous [he/him]
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    221 month ago

    There will be a conductor on every buss but only so they can wish you a nice day and lend a hand.

    Sometimes, as a gag, they asks to see your ticket and then immediately remind you that the fair is free and we’re no longer barbarians.

    • itappearsthat [he/him]
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      231 month ago

      The 2011 film Drive stars Ryan Gosling as a seldom-spoken character whose main refrain is “I drive” (you can hear this multiple times in the trailer). He wears this white jacket with a scorpion on the back. It has turned into a bit of a meme, but anyway the humor here is derived from someone wearing a jacket associated with a character whose defining trait is “I drive” taking the bus.

  • callTheQuestion [any]
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    101 month ago

    First thing we do is set the nerds to work repurposing all fare collection tech to something useful.

    While that’s a WIP all drivers get to put some little joke poster up in front of them so everyone knows there is no need to bother.

  • Refurbished Refurbisher
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    81 month ago

    Fucking commie. I bet you want people to have guaranteed housing too.

    Btw, did you know that vuvuzela?