Have you ever tried simply turning off your TV, sitting down with your child, and hitting them?
Do a flip!
Shutup baby, i know it
Hey baby, wanna kill all humans?
“I can guarantee you anything you want.”
Me, Bender.
Have you ever tried simply turning off the TV, sitting down with your children, and hitting them?
(Specifically when encountering unruly children and the parents do nothing to control them.)
I’m back baby!
I say the whole world must learn of our peaceful ways… by force.
Just reminded of my true favorite:
Save it for the cross burning, Adolf
Shut up baby I know it
I say this week the time. Often when my girlfriend complements me.
I should be better at accepting complements.
I’ll make my own X, with blackjack and hookers!
You know what? Forget X
I’ve got a lot of great memories of my old place beep and now they’re gone.
Bender Bender Bender!
Bender Bender Bender!
B-E-N-D-E-R BeeeeenddddeeeeeeEEERRR
B-E-N-D-E-R BeeeeenddddeeeeeeEEERRR
Bite my shiny metal ass
This should be at the top!!
