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RmDebArc_5@sh.itjust.works to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 1 year ago

Anon hates aluminum

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Anon hates aluminum

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RmDebArc_5@sh.itjust.works to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 1 year ago
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    very clearly the best metal is mercury because it’s the only one you can drink at room temperature

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      Gallium wants a word.

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        you need your hvac serviced if your room is 85F

        UNCOMFORTABLE

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          what’s that in real units?

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            Don’t know what you mean by real unit but here it is in a real non-integer base:

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              I mean si units

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            544.67 Rankine

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              I said REAL units

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                short-sleeve-shirt-and-shorts°

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                  I’m sorry, are si units too much to ask for these days?

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                    si stands for sabsolutely inot

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        Eating Gallium is like eating M&M’s.

        Melts in your mouth, not in your hands.

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      but you can eat potassium at room temperature

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        big pop rock

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      Well I wanna drink a cold metal.

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