Police say a driver has died after a vehicle crashed into an outer perimeter gate of the White House complex. The incident was being investigated as a traffic crash.
  • DxKOP
    5710·
    9 months ago

    “There’s no information yet so I’m going to make up an explanation which is the most likely scenario given that there’s no information yet.”

    Brilliant.

    • Flying Squid@lemmy.world
      304·
      9 months ago

      I’m going to bet the guy manifested a car with his mental powers in an already-crashed state and then mind-wiped the guards and any witnesses into believing they saw it crash after altering the CCTV footage with his will.

      • DxKOP
        154·
        9 months ago

        Lol yep. It cracks me up when people think just because they aren’t going to one extreme or the other with their speculation that they aren’t still engaging in wild speculation. That’s not how it works.

            • catloaf@lemm.eeEnglish
              47·
              9 months ago

              This is an Internet comments section. If you’re expecting everything to be 100% productive discussion, you’re going to have a bad time.

          • DxKOP
            85·
            9 months ago

            They actually didn’t “specifically” say that. At all. Until editing their comment an hour after being called out.

            • catloaf@lemm.eeEnglish
              510·
              9 months ago

              They said “I’m going to bet”. That’s literal speculation.

              • DxKOP
                73·
                9 months ago

                Okay so you clearly do not know what the words specific and literal mean. Got it.

                • catloaf@lemm.eeEnglish
                  36·
                  9 months ago

                  Apparently not, please enlighten me. I am eager to hear your definitions.

          • DxKOP
            76·
            9 months ago

            I’m sure you thought you just made an excellent point.