Sometimes life seems like a poorly written television series.
Some real Curb Your Enthusiasm vibes
Have you seen The Matrix Resurrections? It seems just like something The Analyst would do to us as a joke.
This feels most like Breaking Bad where Walt’s actions cascade to two planes crashing over his house and the debris landing in his pool. Which I think we can all agree is generally not a poorly written show.
That’s fair. I loved Breaking Bad.
I was just picturing some scene with a lawyer sitting up at night at his home, going “How in the world am I going to prove my case against Boeing! I’ve got nothing and the trial is TOMORROW!” Just then, a Boeing emergency slide crashes into his window.
Shame to hear about the lawyer falling on his own knife 6 times.
It was clearly self inflicted…6 times…the day before the next hearing.
Hopefully this isn’t the airplane equivalent of being mailed a finger
Wouldn’t this be the equivalent of the mob mailing their own finger?
That’s a hardcore threat there. Mailing your own finger clearly shows that you don’t care about hurting anyone even yourself it means sending a message.
Let’s just hope that fimger grows back because it might be needed.
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To be fair, with the number of parts falling off those planes it was a statistical certainty that something was going to wash up at his house!
I imagine his eyes turned into dollar signs and popped out of his head with a “cha-ching” sound when he saw it.
The slide is also now suing Boeing.
