I love that this image quality is just getting worse and worse over time. Here’s a cleaner (although still grainy) copy for ya, OP!

All right, you got me. First out-loud “ha” of the day. Thanks!

It was always about cannibalism when you look at it right.

How do I measure my elbow macaroni with this wizard’s tool?

Please do not feed spaghetti to your horse.