Are you saying that if I don’t eat fast food, I won’t die?!
I’m not one of the new breed of Puritans that tells you what to eat, drink and think my friend, that is your business, the correlation between fast food and death is unproven at best. You will die certainly, I can guarantee that, but when that is going to happen probably has a lot more to do with the genes you were born with than the type of food you eat while you are alive. In fact there is an argument that being happy gives you a long life - also unproven but possible nonetheless, so if eating burgers makes you happy maybe it will prolong your life not shorten it! My reason for posting the picture is that I like observational humour and that is a good example of it.
I was of course teasing, I understand the humorous value of your post. But I did not expect your lovely summary of happiness! Well spoken.
I thank you for your response.