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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago

Sit up straight, damnit

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Sit up straight, damnit

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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago
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    What? bullshit. My posture is totally fine. ResizedImage_2024-03-04_09-55-16_1471

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    • bobs_monkey@lemm.ee
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      I sat up lol

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      Whenever I see someone doing that, I instinctively do this:

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    Hey.

    Shut up.

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    fuck

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    I like to slump when I shit.

  • YAMAPIKARIYA@lemmyfi.com
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    My toilet posture is pristine you philistine

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      Have you got a squatty potty?

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      My toilet latrine posture is pristine you philistine

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        That sounds better for sure. I’ll hang it on the wall opposite the latrine

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    Are you spying on me ?

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    no

  • UndercoverUlrikHD@programming.dev
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    Sitting up straight isn’t magically better than sitting in a more resting position.

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    Fuck you spiderman, you’re not my real dad!

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    Thanks spiderman, but you cant tell me what to do!

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      Sure he can. He just has no control over your reaction.

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    Everybody gets one!

  • ℕ𝕠𝕓𝕠𝕕𝕪 𝕆𝕗𝕗𝕚𝕔𝕚𝕒𝕝@lemmy.world
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    Your browser does not support playing HTML5 video. You can download a copy of the video file instead.

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    Hah, why do you assume the worst of people? I am so conscious of my posture that I am constantly working on it even when resting. While I browse Lemmy I am laying down in a bridge position squeezing my glutes.

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      I should do more of these.

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    Fixed, I’m now scrolling while lying stomach down on the bed.

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    im laying down fuck you

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