• NounsAndWords@lemmy.world
    113·
    2 年前

    I am interested in working on ONLY THINGS THAT MATTER that’s why I’m looking to create a social media app to compete with TikTok and Instagram.

    • Potatos_are_not_friends@lemmy.world
      35·
      2 年前

      That typically is code for “Things that matter TO ME, the coked up owner, manager, idea man.”

      It means be prepared for a 4am phone call hour-long rant about why you used indigo instead of light purple on the design that they signed off on, ensure network stability on AWS for a delusional 1+billion concurrent user signup, and since you have the knowhow, help his kid’s iPad connect to the office Wifi.

  • Herbal Gamer@sh.itjust.works
    68·
    2 年前

    If it’s 100x harder and more stressful than any other jobs, would it be fair to assume they’d pay about 100x the market rate?

    • Potatos_are_not_friends@lemmy.world
      24·
      2 年前

      $80-$120k is like mid-level. My expectation of devs at the mid-level is that I can give you a project that you might be successful, you might not, but that’s okay. You’re also not in critical systems or a first responder, because that’s a senior level position.

  • brvslvrnst@lemmy.ml
    31·
    2 年前

    AI photo sharing app? Nah thanks, bro

    phototeca is an ai photo sharing app funded by the billionaire investor bill ackman.

      • Ledivin@lemmy.world
        16·
        2 年前

        Any social media app competes with Instagram and TikTok. It’s not a fair fight, and nobody will ever hear the new apps name, but they are technically still competing.

        • confused_code_monkey@lemm.ee
          6·
          2 年前

          But almost NO new social media apps will be the first part of that same sentence, “This app will be #1 in App Store by summer time”. I agree with “delusional” being an appropriate word for this job posting.

  • fidodo@lemmy.world
    15·
    2 年前

    You’d think they’d at least say you’d be rewarded for your hard work with large stock options and bonuses or something, but they just say “shaping the future” and “gaining skills”.

      • lars
        2·
        2 年前

        I fucking lost it right here. Every single sentence is a red flag. But Bill fucking Ackman lmaoooooo

  • Bo7a@lemmy.ca
    15·
    2 年前

    But, but… The CEO is a “Gladiator in social network multiverse”, how could anything ever go wrong.Before anyone asks - Yes - That is the verbatim tagline on this chump’s linkedin.