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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago

Creamy centres

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Creamy centres

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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago
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  • The Barto@sh.itjust.works
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    Does it come pre armed with a knife or do I have to provide one of my own for it to use?

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      If left unattended for any period of time it will immediately begin seeking out the nearest knife

      • The Barto@sh.itjust.works
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        Ahhhk, cool, good to know, so I have some time to work with.

    • CashewNut 🏴󠁢󠁥󠁧󠁿@lemmy.world
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      乇ㄥ is卂footㄒㄖ - what?

      • The Barto@sh.itjust.works
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        Isn’t it obvious?

        • CashewNut 🏴󠁢󠁥󠁧󠁿@lemmy.world
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          Something is something foot?

          Ooooh something is afoot!

          Oh clever. Not me, it took me far too long to get that.

          • The Barto@sh.itjust.works
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            It’s supposed to say ElBarto, but I’m guessing some of the characters won’t show for you.

            • CashewNut 🏴󠁢󠁥󠁧󠁿@lemmy.world
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              Oh now I see it. I put it in Google Translate which is what got me to “a foot”. But then I saw your comment with your username in Boost for Lemmy - El Barto and it clicked.

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    Sounds like an SCP

  • Davel23@kbin.social
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    Still not as good as Crunchy Frog.

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      “We use only the finest baby frogs, dew-picked and flown from Iraq, cleansed in the finest quality spring water, lightly killed, and sealed in a succulent, Swiss, quintuple-smooth, treble-milk chocolate envelope, and lovingly frosted with glucose.”

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      Don’t you even take the bones out?

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        If they took the bones out it wouldn’t be crunchy!

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    Stable diffusion prompt: background of planet LV426, dark, center frame is Cadbury Creme egg pointing upright on the ground with a haze of vapor floating in the air, one egg is peeled back from into four petals centering at the top as a sci-fi face hugger emerges from the Cadbury egg, in bio-industrial art style of Swiss artist HG Giger

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    Won’t they suffocate? 🦀

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      Nah they have gills, silly

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        deleted by creator

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    Wow. Can’t believe the Whizzo Chocolate Company is still in business after those two inspectors showed up.

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      We use only the finest baby crabs, dew picked and flown from Iraq, cleansed in finest quality spring water, lightly killed, and then sealed in a succulent Swiss quintuple smooth treble cream milk chocolate envelope and lovingly frosted with glucose.

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        But it’s still a crab!

  • CashewNut 🏴󠁢󠁥󠁧󠁿@lemmy.world
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    Probably taste better than they currently do.

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      For real, they used to have actual cream inside them. Now it’s just this weird fucking yellow toothpaste.

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆@yiffit.net
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    “This creme egg is crunchier than I’m used to…”

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    Those would be popular in Asia.

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    Everything keeps evolving into crabs!

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    Dont threaten a Marylander with a good time…

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    Seems like an SCP

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    Dude, blue crab? Fucking delicious!

  • 𝕽𝖔𝖔𝖙𝖎𝖊𝖘𝖙@lemmy.world
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    I bought one of these and the crab arrived already dead.

    Very disappointed, 1 star.

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    Mandela effect: Does anyone else remember this being a blue lobster?

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