alias sl='ls | while IFS= read -r line; do while IFS= read -r -n1 char; do if [[ -z "$char" ]]; then printf "\n"; else printf "%s" "$char"; sleep 0.05; fi; done <<< "$line"; done'
I can’t easily check if it works until I get home to my laptop, but you get the idea
But that was only…god damn that was 25 years ago