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The Monkey's Paw@sopuli.xyzEnglish • 9 months ago

I wish politicians could only tell the truth.

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I wish politicians could only tell the truth.

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The Monkey's Paw@sopuli.xyzEnglish • 9 months ago

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Granted. Everything they say automatically becomes fact.
- @Late2TheParty@lemmy.worldOP
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  Why is it that I think someone actually asked this of a monkey’s paw and got your version granted? I hate my timeline.

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