• One wheat world turn my turds light tan for a month. I’m talking suede wishes it was this tan. Nevermind the fucked up stuff that happens to the rest of my body.

    You think that makes me weak? I eat chipotle every day. Sometimes twice a day. They started giving me the cop discount I’m there so much.

    Let’s see how long you would last eating burrito bowls like they’re going out of style. What am I saying? Don’t come at me with a bagel if you can’t fuck with chipotle hot salsa.