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The Picard Maneuver to Funny: Home of the Haha@lemmy.world • 10 months ago

It's rude to stare

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The Picard Maneuver to Funny: Home of the Haha@lemmy.world • 10 months ago
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  • @Feathercrown@lemmy.world
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    48•10 months ago

    crusty and topical

    • PatFusty
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      10 months ago

      Wait, it’s weird to eat mayo out of the tub? Is it also weird to eat mayo packets as well? Asking for a friend

      • @dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world
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        9•10 months ago

        I mean, it’s all food so, no? But also: yes.

      • @TheFriar@lemm.ee
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        7•10 months ago

        Yes. And, since this is a hypothetical and you don’t do it, I can be honest with you: it’s a vile act akin to genocide and may god have mercy on your soul. Or whosever soul would do such a thing.

    • @SoleInvictus@lemmy.world
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      9•10 months ago

      I’ve done the mayonnaise jar trick and it was glorious. If you can get it, jello white chocolate pudding is a perfect color match to mayonnaise.

      • @Feathercrown@lemmy.world
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        3•10 months ago

        Thank you, you who are so wise in the culinary clown arts

    • @Voyajer@lemmy.world
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      9•10 months ago

      I knew a guy who would drink Windex Gatorade in college. He also often drank water from an opaque chocolate milk gallon jug.

      • @brbposting@sh.itjust.works
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        6•10 months ago

        Reminds me of a story from high school where a teacher claimed some chemistry teacher cleaned a beaker out really well to use it as a coffee mug and ended up collapsing or something one day. Hope Mr. Windexorade is healthy.

    • @jaybone@lemmy.world
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      8•10 months ago

      What is a meths bottle?

      • @I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world
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        9•10 months ago

        If in the US or Mexico you could swap it out for a Fabuloso (floor cleaner) bottle, but it looks so much like juice anyway most people wouldn’t notice. And you’re never going to get the Fabuloso smell/taste out of that bottle. It’s like 98% fragrance, 2% cleaner.

      • @Milk_Sheikh@lemm.ee
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        Methylated spirits, aka denatured alcohol in former commonwealth

      • Refurbished Refurbisher
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        7•10 months ago

        It’s what meth dealers sell meth in.

      • @smotherlove@sh.itjust.works
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        3•10 months ago

        Alcohol + nasty shit so you dont drink it

      • @Feathercrown@lemmy.world
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        2•10 months ago

        No idea. Definitely not where I store my meth

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