• @some_guy
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    262 months ago

    You know, that’s exactly right. When I had to have heart surgery, they put me out. In fact, I asked the doc if they could sedate me early cause I was anxious, and he said sure. I woke up with no heart, not eyes, no liver, you get it. How I’ve been able to survive since is a fucking miracle. I’m like a living zombie.

    Give me back my organs, gubment!

    These people are hilarious except for the part where they vote.