You’re in luck. The Your Favorite Band Sucks podcast does episodes in December about how much xmas music sucks. The next one will be the xmas ep for this year. Go back and listen to them in order because they build upon things they’ve said in previous eps.

I heard xmas music for the first time of the year over the weekend. I told my partner that I plan to avoid any stores / shops from now until January. I fucking hate that shit.