• @some_guy
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    11 year ago

    Jesus as a bumbling type of guy.

    Raises Lazarus from the dead. He comes back as a zombie.

    Walks on water. He’s using the floaty balloons you put on kids’ arms.

    Water to wine. Accidentally lite beer.

    I think I had one other one, back when I came up with this idea when I was a lot younger. Or, maybe I said the disciples kept him around for the water-to-wine trick and didn’t really like him. Whatever.