• @kameecoding@lemmy.world
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    78 months ago

    those random realizations are the worst, like one day years later realizing that the proper response to a girl inviting you in for beer is not: “no thanks I have had too much yesterday” and then leaving

    • ivanafterall
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      18 months ago

      “Ahem, unlike those other normie assholes, I moderate my alcohol intake, thank you. (That’ll impress her…)”

      • Kühe sind toll
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        18 months ago

        Or do it like me. You can drink more if you drink at least the same amount of water. Of course this has its limitations. At some point drinking water just reduces the headache the next day but doesn’t makes you think clearly.