@vamp07@lemm.ee to News@lemmy.worldEnglish • 11 months agoMike Johnson Admits He and His Son Monitor Each Other's Porn Intake in Resurfaced Videowww.rollingstone.comexternal-linkmessage-square194fedilinkarrow-up1687arrow-down141file-textcross-posted to: nottheonion@lemmy.worldnews@hexbear.netpolitics@lemmy.world
arrow-up1646arrow-down1external-linkMike Johnson Admits He and His Son Monitor Each Other's Porn Intake in Resurfaced Videowww.rollingstone.com@vamp07@lemm.ee to News@lemmy.worldEnglish • 11 months agomessage-square194fedilinkfile-textcross-posted to: nottheonion@lemmy.worldnews@hexbear.netpolitics@lemmy.world
minus-squareFartsWithAnAccentlinkfedilinkEnglish9•11 months agoI rip farts far too indiscriminately for that to be a secret, but I understand the sentiment.
minus-square@Streetdog@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilink8•11 months agoI’m fine with it as long as there’s no sediment.
minus-square@Rusticus@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglish7•edit-211 months agoI read this as your farts are sentient.
minus-square@SuckMyWang@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink2•edit-211 months agoTalking to them does not make them sentient. Good try though
minus-square@mateomaui@reddthat.comlinkfedilinkEnglish4•11 months agoThey have an accent, so it’s possible.
I rip farts far too indiscriminately for that to be a secret, but I understand the sentiment.
I’m fine with it as long as there’s no sediment.
Me too buddy. Me too.
I read this as your farts are sentient.
I cannot confirm that they are not.
Talking to them does not make them sentient. Good try though
They talk back though
They have an accent, so it’s possible.
Oui.
I know. I have the records.
Ayyyylmao