Ivanka Trump lost her appeal and is officially set to testify in the fraud trial against the Trump Organization.

  • Norgur
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    448 months ago

    Oh, it’s gonna be a big week. My son will be born. I’m not joking. Sorry.for capturing your comment, but I have to let the world know. Besides, there still are good things happening.

    • @TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world
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      148 months ago

      Oh, it’s gonna be a big week. My son will be born. I’m not joking. Sorry.for capturing your comment, but I have to let the world know. Besides, there still are good things happening.

      Dont name him Donald.

      • Norgur
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        208 months ago

        What the… I’d rather Name him Fartsgerald Dickworth than Donald.

        • “Daddy why did you name me Fartsgerald Dickworth?”

          “Well my dearest son. It was either that or Donald.”

          “But dad Donald is a nice normal name, the kids at school wouldn’t tease me if I was named Donald.”

          “Here my son. Sit down at my knee and I will tell you a tale that will scare you to the bottom of your Dickworth.”

        • eric
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          78 months ago

          Ooooh yeah! I second the name Fartsgerald Dickworth.

    • @Yawnder@lemmy.zip
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      108 months ago

      Congratulations!

      Please don’t give your son a pun name, or an “original” name from a recent movie.

      • TheLowestStone
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        98 months ago

        You just reminded me of trying to enjoy a video game while some dipshit yelled at his crying baby, Khaleesi, to be quiet so he could focus. The last thing he heard before being booted from the raid was, “The character’s name is Daenerys.”

        • @Ranvier@sopuli.xyz
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          48 months ago

          Another one! I met a kid named Khaleesi too, I felt so bad. And that same day met a kid named Sephiroth. Like what are these parents thinking? I respect the Sephiroth slightly more though, at least that was the character’s name.

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            I like to imagine the parents explaining why they named their daughter Khaleesi. “Well, we thought it was the name of a lady who got sold by her brother to a barbarian warlord, became a queen, and then lost her shit, and burned a bunch of people to death. Oh yeah, there’s a bunch of incest and rape in the story too but we’ll save that for when you’re a little older. And anyway, that’s not even actually her name. Turns out Khaleesi is just ‘princess’ in a made up language.”

            Agreed completely on Sephiroth. Seph isn’t a terrible nickname either.

      • @cybersandwich@lemmy.world
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        278 months ago

        I don’t want to one up both of you guys, but my wife is making enchiladas tomorrow. So things are going really well around here. Sorry if I stole your thunder.

    • @clearedtoland@lemmy.world
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      38 months ago

      As a fellow Dad, this warms my heart to read. There will be no moment quite like that one in your life. Sending you good luck, good vibes and a whole lot of love.