stopthatgirl7 to News@lemmy.world • 8 months agoJudge Tells Ivanka She Can Probably Afford a Babysitternewrepublic.comexternal-linkmessage-square92fedilinkarrow-up1783arrow-down115file-text
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Ivanka Trump lost her appeal and is officially set to testify in the fraud trial against the Trump Organization.
minus-squareNorgurlinkfedilink20•8 months agoWhat the… I’d rather Name him Fartsgerald Dickworth than Donald.
minus-square@Everythingispenguins@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink16•8 months ago“Daddy why did you name me Fartsgerald Dickworth?” “Well my dearest son. It was either that or Donald.” “But dad Donald is a nice normal name, the kids at school wouldn’t tease me if I was named Donald.” “Here my son. Sit down at my knee and I will tell you a tale that will scare you to the bottom of your Dickworth.”
What the… I’d rather Name him Fartsgerald Dickworth than Donald.
“Daddy why did you name me Fartsgerald Dickworth?”
“Well my dearest son. It was either that or Donald.”
“But dad Donald is a nice normal name, the kids at school wouldn’t tease me if I was named Donald.”
“Here my son. Sit down at my knee and I will tell you a tale that will scare you to the bottom of your Dickworth.”
Ooooh yeah! I second the name Fartsgerald Dickworth.