There’s a newspaper in the UK and they seem to think that everything in the universe is divided into things that cause cancer and cure cancer. And they’re on a mission to catalogue all of them.
The trouble is they’re not very consistent so sometimes in one issue they’ll claim it’ll give you cancer and then six issues later they’ll claim that it cures it. It’s a Murdoch paper so that’s about the level of journalistic integrity that they have.
They’ve also claimed in the past that water causes cancer, that’s why I don’t take showers.
Man, I live in California. Everything is shit and causes cancer.
We don’t know definitively what causes cancer or we’d be a lot closer to curing it, so assuming everything causes cancer is a good bet.
Being alive causes cancer, and we do have a cure for that.
So cancer is the cure for cancer?
Give the cancer cancer so the cancer dies of cancer.
There’s a newspaper in the UK and they seem to think that everything in the universe is divided into things that cause cancer and cure cancer. And they’re on a mission to catalogue all of them.
The trouble is they’re not very consistent so sometimes in one issue they’ll claim it’ll give you cancer and then six issues later they’ll claim that it cures it. It’s a Murdoch paper so that’s about the level of journalistic integrity that they have.
They’ve also claimed in the past that water causes cancer, that’s why I don’t take showers.