• @nova_ad_vitum@lemmy.ca
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    79 months ago

    They might be surprised when they slip 50x the lethal dose of a toxic only they know about into his food and he doesn’t even notice.

    • @Omgpwnies@lemmy.world
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      109 months ago

      Turns out due to poor inventory management, it expired in 1967 and has degraded to a non-toxic state

      • @DahGangalang@infosec.pub
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        59 months ago

        Better yet, it achieves a hyper toxic airborne state - nearly everyone in the downtown skyscraper where they try to poison him goes passes out.

        It’s only by the timely arrival of Superman to super-breath the ventilation systems that anyone makes it out alive