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Instead of X say Y

| have a concussion = I’m in my bonked-up state.

I’m concussed = I’m all bonked up.

My brain is bruised = I’ve got a BrainBonk TM.

I’m in my concussion era = It’s serving gonked gourd.

My concussion may affect the quality of my work = Getting my concussy slonked silly style.

  • @rmuk@feddit.uk
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    1 year ago

    Have a T tattooed on your right palm and an M on the other. Then when you want to salute our corporate masters, just do the Dumbo™ Ears™ gesture.