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minus-squareIgnaciolinkfedilink68•10 months ago Can you explain this gap in your resume? Yes. I can. … … So? So what? Why don’t you explain it? Because you didn’t asked me to explain it, you asked me if I could explain it.
minus-square@CADmonkey@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink103•10 months ago“What’s your greatest weakness?” “Interpreting the semantics of a question but ignoring the pragmatics.” “Could you give me an example?” “Yes, I could.”
minus-square@mosiacmango@lemm.eelinkfedilink16•10 months agoA lawyer’s dream client. Only answer the exact question asked. “Do you have the time?” “Yes.” “…”
Can you explain this gap in your resume?
Yes. I can.
…
…
So?
So what?
Why don’t you explain it?
Because you didn’t asked me to explain it, you asked me if I could explain it.
“What’s your greatest weakness?”
“Interpreting the semantics of a question but ignoring the pragmatics.”
“Could you give me an example?”
“Yes, I could.”
A lawyer’s dream client. Only answer the exact question asked.
“Do you have the time?”
“Yes.”
“…”
Found the teacher
Person with ASD, more likely.
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