• ryan213
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    10810 months ago

    She’s probably already pregnant from her youth pastor.

    • @JusticeForPorygon
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      3610 months ago

      Reverse baptism: when the devil tells the priest to get out of the child.

    • @TokyoMonsterTrucker@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      2510 months ago

      THE YOUTH PASTOR PREGNANCY ABORTIONS FOR MY LITTLE SUSIE ARE JUST FINE.

      It’s all the other little whores who are enjoying sex or may die from their pregnancies that we really worry about. Those babies need to be saved for Jesus.

      • @Starshader@lemmy.ml
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        1410 months ago

        We’re talking about a religion based on the fact that a god made a girl pregnant without her consent. So I guess it’s part of their beliefs ?