Many of us have heard the deprecating characterizations of many countries. Like Putin described the UK as an “insignificant little Island”, and Russia has been characterized as a “mob run gas station” or Trump calling El Salvador, Haiti and African countries as “shithole countries”.
Let’s flip things around for a bit of fun. After a heavy night of drinking with your country’s head of tourism, you have one shot to give your best self-depricating characterization of your country for a new border sign.
I’ll go first:
Welcome to Canada - Enjoy world class sexual assault in sport – Come and play!
A bit of land next to the US, filled with Americans. It’s uninhabitable enough they never bothered to formally occupy it, and so unimportant it never made any enemies, otherwise.
The first sentence, there, is rage bait for Canadians. The second part is more for international audiences. Both are like 80% true.